The mother load

01. My hair is still its natural color
02. I have yet to lose my virginity.
03. I get annoyed when I don't get to finish telling a story.
04. I like to wear pink
05. Sometimes I wish I could do something really well.
06. I drink a lot of water
07. I've never taken a hit of a cigarette.
08. I like musicians.
09. I'm such a health freak.
10. I love taking pictures.
11. I have really tiny wrists.
12. I can identify some close friends by smell.
13. I'm far too nice
14. I hate when people confuse "your" and "you're"
15. I think geekiness is attractive.
16. I've never had a fake screen name
17. I wish I had a pug
18. I miss middle school
19. I have pretty good eating habits
20. I have a hard time making up my mind
21. I wish my hair was naturally curled.
22. I can't live without Chap Stick.
23. I wish I could sing.
24. I like classical music
25. Strip pants are hot
26. I think Skyler is a really cool name.
27. I usually don't get sarcasm
28. I wish I could look in a mirror and constantly be satisfied with myself,
29. I shift between being sleepy and awake when I'm really tired.
30. I hardly ever vacuum.
31. I hate racism and nazis
32. I want someone to hold me
33. I like watermelon flavoured things.
34. I'm a snob about grammar
35. I am a terrible liar
36. Axe deodorant smells WONDERFUL.
37. I wish I knew how to speak in Italian.
38. I tried to kiss a member of the opposite sex when I was in kindergarten
40. I have no idea what my school musical is about
41. I appreciate honesty.
42. I need a manicure.
43. I love Dr. Pepper.
44. I twirl my hair.
45. I love kissing.
46. I own a cell phone.
47. I want to learn to play the trumpet.
48. I'm not old enough to vote.
49. I live in the past far too much
50. I need to remember to be a teenager sometimes
51. I want to see most of the world.
52. Sometimes I wonder what's going on in other parts of the world.
53. I hate being lied to
54. I believe in a thing called love
55. I go shopping usually once a week
56. Today is Wednesday
57. I've read more than 100 books
58. I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme
59. I like feet
60. Jesse McCartney is hott
61. I want the world to see me
62. I think it's funny when girls wear so much makeup that their faces become incandescent. -and yet, they think it looks good
63. I hate seeing kids that think they're different because they like Slipknot and shop at Hot Topic.
64. I have a fear of wearing too much perfume.
65. I wear pants more than I wear shorts.
66. I am tactful most of the time.
67. I'm afraid of spiders.
68. I get too attached to some people.
69. I'm usually on time
70. I forgive but I don't forget
71. I think way too much for my own good.
72. My current relationship(s) is/are teaching me a lot.
73. I like salads from McDonalds
74. I read for at least two hours every night before bed
75. I talk to a lot of people I don't like because I hate being rude.
76. I sing in the shower
77. Funny girls/guys turn me on.
78. I wish I were asleep
79. I love Reeses peanut butter cups.
80. I never have enough energy.
81. I have a friend who has an outtie bellybutton
82. I have driven a car.
83. There is no nail polish on my nails.
84. I am unafraid to change, but I don't think I realize the boundary between change and utter transformation.
85. I wear brown
86. Goodbyes make me sad.
87. Cold Stone is so much better than Baskin Robbins
88. I love cuddling.
89. I run when I'm bored
90. I wish I were more attractive to other people
91. I worry too much sometimes about what people think.
92. I'm a billion times better than I was in junior high school
93. Compliments make me happy.
94. I like long car rides with certain people.
95. I hate when people incorrectly label me
96. I wonder a lot who I'm going to end up marrying
97. I listen to the things no one else cares about
98. I can't draw from imagination.
99. TyPiNg LIeK diS anNoyes mEeeh.
100. This is taking too long.
101. Organized religion makes absolute no sense to me and some parts of me wishes they could be abolished.
102. I'm going commando right now
103. I'm a closet golf-lover
104. I listen to music no one can understand -- because it's in a different language
105. I play Dungeons & Dragons and can admit it in public.
106. I spend more time on the computer than I do outside
107. I know more about Star Trek than I should.
108. I listen to music from long before my birth.
109. I wish I got this when there was only 3 things on the list.
110. I'm WAY too obsessed with ________ Anime
111. Have Anime related dreams.
112. Have modeled nude
113. I should be doing my homework right now
114. I think longer hair on guys is sexy.
115. I'm an unashamed slash fan.
116. I have no idea what most of the references are to on this list.
117. I do way too many of these things.
118. I should be at work right now.
119. I hated high school.
120. I procrastinate far more than I should.
121. I have a near-constant inner-monologue running in my head
122. I can count to 31 on one hand.
123. I fall in love too easily, but never regret it.
124. I wish I was somewhere else.
125. I only like snow because I can build things with it.
126. I seem to carry more of a static charge around than most people.
127. I hate doing dishes
128. Certain books have changed my life
129. I sometimes wish I were the opposite gender.
130. I do real magic.
131. Today is my birthday
132. I'm usually up at all hours of the night.
133. Vampires are real
134. I constantly refresh a webpage /email just to see if there have been any updates.
135. I have nothing better to do than to complete surveys like this
136. President Bush....er. (um..)
137. I have to go to the bathroom.
138. I have to go STUDY FOR MY EXAMS
139. I hate how guys have the worst timing.
140. I hate crying/being confused
141. I love going outside and playing in the rain like I used to when I was little.
142. I wish I knew what other people were thinking sometimes.
143. I want to be a doctor
144. I have graduated from High School

Orlando or Johnny
Spice Girls or Dream
Pepsi or Coke
Blue eyes or Brown eyes
Vanilla or Chocolate
Dogs or Cats
Christina or Britney
Lip-stick or Lip-gloss
Rock or Rap
Prep or Punk
Pink or Purple
Local place or Starbucks
Tv or Computer
CDs or Radio
Spanish or French
Brad Pitt or Mel Gibson
Basketball or Baseball
Apples or Oranges
1/2 Full or 1/2 Empty
Morning or Night
Chicken or Turkey
Salmon or Tuna
Skip-it or Hopscotch
Fish or birds
Shoes or Sandals
Cough or Sneeze
Bath or Shower
Stairs or Elevator
Yes or No
Jelly-filled or Cream-filled
Sister or Brother
Michael Jordan or Dennis Rodman
Nick or Disney
Fun or Boring
New York or California
Birds or Bees
Rollercoasters or Water rides
Drugs or Liquor
Gold or Silver
Nike or Adidas
80s or 90’s
Cubed or Crushed
Truth or Dare
Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings
Pen or Pencil
Pedicure or Manicure
Target or Kmart
Hug or Kiss
Sporks or Foons
Cake or Pie
Rain or Snow
Autumn or Spring
Winter or Summer
Swim or Float
Walk or Run
Beach or Mountains
City or Suburbs
Love or Lust
Stars or Moons
N*sync or BSB
Car or Truck
VHS or DVD

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1. I've had my sweet sixteen.
2. I'm a Catholic.
3. I've lived in the state for my entire life. (well, the same provine?)
4. I'm a pisces.
5. I spend more time text messaging than I do actually talking on the phone.
6. I've changed a lot in the past year.
7. Moulin Rouge is one of my favorite movies.
8. I feel naked without my cell phone.
9. I rarely ever get the recommended amount of sleep.
10. I own more skirts than pants.
11. I basically live in flip flops.
12. I'm never on time.
13. I loathe seafood and haven't eaten it in years.
14. I want more piercings.
15. I've gotten drunk.
16. I've smoked pot.
17. I've smoked a cigar.
18. I've never been kissed.
19. I've driven a car.
20. I bite my nails.
21. I still love listening to cheesy 90s music.
22. I can't stand it when people confuse your/you're or they're/their/there.
23. I've had the same best friends since middle school.
24. I'm really stubborn.
25. I watch Seinfeld reruns and laugh out loud.
26. I can be overly passive sometimes.
27. I thought the latest Star Wars movie was stupid.
28. The Perks of Being a Wallflower is an awesome book.
29. I love sunflower seeds.
30. I had a pretty happy childhood, [I guess..I didn't die or suffer anything horrific.]
31. I lie too much.
32. I'm afraid of growing old.
33. I love to sing.
34. I wish I could play an instrument.
35. I love performing on stage.
36. I get stage fright.
37. I am eternally grateful to the people responsible for Red Bull.
38. I get really lonely sometimes.
39. I have mixed political beliefs.
40. I think people who shop at Hot Topic and hate kids who shop at Abercrombie are huge hypocrites.
41. High school really isn't that bad.
42. I'm pretty sure I need a therapist.
43. I rarely leave the house without wearing makeup.
44. I have a secret or two that I haven't told anyone
45. I'm outgoing.
46. I drink coffee daily.
47. I've been to a party in the past month.
48. I hate drama, but I think it's necessary to keep life interesting.
49. I don't understand racism.
50. tYp1nG lYk tH1z pI$$3z mEh 0Ff s0 /\/\U(H!!11!
51. Stereotypes make me angry.
52. Michael Crichton is a great author.(?)
53. I've never been to a concert.
54. The Bible-beaters who think Harry Potter is an evil corruptor of children are seriously misguided.
55. Ashlee Simpson and Hilary Duff should give up.
56. I like the hair-metal bands of the 80s.
57. I can recite almost every line from Bring it On.
58. I have more VHS tapes than DVDs.
59. I clean when I'm upset.
60. I have over 70 CDs.
61. My parents are homophobic.
62. I live in the suburbs.
63. I've never been out of the U.S.
64. Drunk driving and gun violence make me so sad.
65. My parents are over-protective.
66. I've never been skiing.
67. I haven't bought a CD in months.
68. I hate watching the news or reading the newspaper.
69. I prefer to watch movies with the subtitles turned on.
70. I intentionally have refrained from seeing the Austin Powers movies.
71. I have an mp3 player.
72. I wonder about my future all the time.
73. I can't stand Renee Zellweger.
74. I think the drinking age should be lowered to 18. (it is, haha, silly USA)
75. My school pictures always look horrible.
76. I've never been in love.
78. The freshmen at my school get skankier each year.
79. I think Michael Jackson is guilty, regardless of the verdict.
80. I've been to a hookah bar.
81. Tornadoes freak me out.
82. I love Oprah.
83. I love candles.
84. I consider myself to be pretty creative.
85. I love taking baths.
86. I have a hot tub.
87. Tequila is disgusting.
88. I try to follow fashion trends.
89. I don't care about sports at all.
90. Boring people get on my nerves.
91. I wish I were taller and thinner.
92. I can't wait for college.
93. I don't support the death penalty.
94. I think life on other planets must exist.
95. I download music illegally and don't give a shit.
96. I love reading.
97. I write crappy poetry when I'm upset.
98. I still play on playgrounds.
99. I still love trick-or-treating.
100. I spend too much time doing surveys

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EYES.

1% : what color are your eyes: Blue chamelon
2% : what color were they when you were born: same
3% : what color are your lashes: light
4% : do you have bigger pupils than others or smaller: err... y'know pupils change size?
5% : have you ever counted the number of times you blink in a second: no
6% : do you wear contacts: no
7% : do you wear glasses: no
8% : did you ever have eye surgery: yes
9% : what was the last thing that poked you in the eye: finger
10% : can you touch your eyes without flinching or does it just gross you out: I can touch them
11% : how often do you look into people's eyes when you talk: I think I usually do
12% : what's your favorite eye color: deep green
13% : do you ever just go up to someone and look into their eyes because you want to know their eye color: No
14% : do you wear sunglasses often: yes
15% : what eye color do you wish you had: what I have
16% : can you cross your eyes: Yes
17% : do you roll your eyes constantly: No
18% : what's your favorite color: blue
19% : what's the prettiest season and why: winter because everything is frost covered and snowy, and it sparkles
20% : who's the hottest or cutest person you ever saw? Sheryl Crow
21% : what was the last thing you read (bookwise): Wastelands
22% : who was the last person you wanted to see: Olivia
23% : what was the last thing you watched on tv: Blues Bros 2000
24% : do you read the newspaper much: no
25% : do you read magazines much: no
26% : do you read much in general: Yes
27% : what's the first thing you see if you look over past your computer: wall
28% : did you ever see it hailing: Yes
29% : don't you hate it when you have sleep in your eyes (like the crusty crap): no
30% : close your eyes. (after you read the whole question, dumbie) are there lights still in your lids with the dark? Obviuosly
31% : can you sleep with a light on: yes
32% : how light is it outside: day
33% : can you roll your eyes into the back of your head: yes

EARS.

1% : do you like your ears: sure
2% : do have them pierced: no
3% : how many times: 0
4% : what's your favorite sound: Uleann pipes
5% : what's the worst noise in the world: car crash
6% : are you listening to any music: no
7% : what do you hear around you: clock ticking
8% : what's your favorite song: there are too many
9% : can you wiggle your ears: no
10% : when was the last night you stuck your fingers in your ears so you couldn't hear something and why: cant remember
11% : do your ears have attached lobes or unattached: attached
12% : do your ears get red when your embarassed or any other emotion roars through your body: yes
13% : what was the last thing someone said to you: cya
14% : is it annoying to get that ringing noise in there: huh?
15% : do you hear voices in your head: No
16% : what was the last thing you heard that you rather you didn't: can't remember
17% : what was the last thing you wanted to hear, but never heard it: no idea
18% : what was the last piece of advice you were given: can't remember
19% : did you ever put a rubber band around your ear: Um, no..
20% : go and open the door to outside and what's the first thing you hear: the door

MOUTH.

1% : do you ever stop talking: Yes
2% : who did you talk to last: brenda
3% : what was the last thing you said: It's just me
4% : did you brush your teeth today: Yes
5% : how many times do you usually: two
6% : who are you talking with now: no one
7% : who do you wish you were talking to: no one in particular
8% : who was the last person to call you: Mike
9% : who was the last person you called: Mike
10% : who was the last person to IM you: matt
11% : who was the last person you IMed: matt
12% : do you talk to yourself: yes
13% : do you mind: ?
14% : what was the stupidest thing you said in the past 48 hours: no idea
15% : do you sing: yes
16% : do you sing in the shower: Yes
17% : do you sing in public: yes
18% : do you hum or sing while walking down the halls? (applies to students): yes
19% : are you outspoken: yes
20% : are you opinionated: YES
21% : do you speak your mind: sometimes
22% : how often do people tell you to shut up, jokingly or not: sometimes
23% : are you a public speaker type: yes
24% : do you stutter: no
25% : how many languages do you speak: well? one.
26% : how often do you scream: Uh, never
27% : are you loud or quiet: both
28% : does your mouth reflect your personality on the inside: um?
29% : who has the coolest/sweetest voice: Alison Kraus
30% : how do you get your voice heard and ideas out: ministry
31% : do you often write letters: No
32% : what was the last song you sung to: flood
33% : what's your usual greeting to a friend: hey
34% : what's your usual greeting to an adult: hey
35% : what's your usually greeting on the phone: hello
36% : what's your favorite food: Jambalaya
37% : what's your favorite gum: Extra Chlorophyll
38% : what's your favortie word: dunno
39% : what's your favorite drink: kool-aid
40% : is your tongue pierced: nope
41% : do you like tongue piercings: no
42% : how about lip piercings: no
43% : ever have braces, how long: no
44% : do you have a retainer, for how long: yes, for like 6 years
45% : can you curl your tongue: Yes
46% : can you whistle, on inhale or exhale: both
47% : do you grind your teeth: yes
48% : did you have your first kiss yet and with who: yes, Carolyn
49% : did you ever french: yes
50% : how many people have you ever kissed, cheek or lips: cheek... too many to count
51% : off the kissing subject already... did you ever have a filling: yes
52% : if so, how many: 1
53% : how many cavities: none
54% : are you a lipgloss addict: No
55% : how about chapstick: no
56% : do you like the dentist: no
57% : do you have all four wisdom teeth: I did
58% : ever have any teeth pulled: wisdon
59% : how about a root canal: nope
60% : go to a mirror and count how many teeth you have: the normal number
61% : did you lose all your baby teeth yet: yes
62% : if not, how many to go:
63% : what was the last thing you ate: chips
64% : current taste: chips
65% : do you bite: Yes
66% : how often do you snap at people: Rarely
67% : are your teeth straight: no
68% : can you flip you tongue over: yes
69% : can you snap your tongue really loud: no
70% : can you pop your lips: Yes

NOSE.

1% : is your nose pierced: No
2% : do you like pierced noses: no
3% : current scent: non
4% : no coke sniffing, right: No
5% : what about pixi stix up the nose ever: nope
6% : do you hold your nose to swim: No
7% : can you flare your nostrils: yes
8% : do you have freckles on the bridge of your nose: no
9% : do you think your nose is big or small: average
10% : do you pick it sometimes? (be honest): who doesn't?
11% : do you push your nose to keep your balance: No
12% : what's the worst scent: barf
13% : what's the best scent: bbq
14% : what deodorent do you use: gilette
15% : what's your favorite cologne: none
16% : what's your favorite perfume: none
17% : what do you use: none
18% : does scent matter in the opposite sex (not as in they shower or not but their cologne or perfume): I don't like perfumes
19% : do you blow your nose in public: Yes


TOUCH.

1% : what does you keyboard feel like: Plastic..?
2% : what's the best feeling in the world (emotionally): love
3% : what's the best feeling in the world (physically): cuddling
4% : what's the worst feeling in the world (emotionally): betrayal
5% : what's the worst feeling in the world (physically): injury
6% : what do your feet feel like at the moment: meh
7% : what do you hands feel like at the moment: normal
8% : what does your head feel like at the moment: buzzy
9% : what does your bladder feel like, especially after this: normal?
10% : what do your legs feel like at the moment: sore
11% : what do your shoulders and arms feel like at the moment: tired
12% : what does your butt feel like at the moment: huge
13% : what does your neck feel like at the moment: tired
14% : are you cold: no
15% : are you comfortable: enough
16% : where are you: work
17% : who was the last person you hugged: karen
18% : who was the last person that pushed you: bro
19% : who was the last person that you pushed: bro
20% : when was the last time you fell over: probably today
21% : does music calm you and your nerves: sometimes
22% : if not, then what makes you chill: meditation
23% : what stresses you out: lots of stuff
24% : when was the last time you touched a doorknob: opening my office
25% : do you crack your knuckles: yes
26% : what's your current emotion: tired
27% : ever think you were in love: yes
28% : how many times have you fallen for the opposite sex: loads
29% : what's the worst season (in feeling wise of course): fall
30% : how do you feel now, after that long survey: bored