Now I've seen it all

Literally, I've seen everything... like EVERYTHING.

Went to the trap tonight for a good east coast kind of time. Yeah, it was a gong show. Everyone in our group stayed more or less sober... half a dozen pitchers between about 10 people, a few drivers... no biggie.

But everyone else... man... crazy. So less than an hour in, a fight breaks out between a tall skinny guy, and a tall, but about 6 feet around solid guy. They get taken outside, the big guy comes back in (no fighting, just back in). About 30 seconds later cops.

But that's just the start. I kid you not, there was a biker midget (I don't know the PC term at this point... I've heard 'little person', but that seems worse). But he was rockin out man... at one point, humping a pool cue... I kid you not. The only thing that could have made it more exceptional would be if he was a ninja too.

Then just to top it off, there was a totally drunk guy, sitting on the lap of the head of security (a great guy... really friendly, met him a couple times) crying.

Man what a gong show.

Big thanks to everyone who came. Dave and Trudi, Both Kr(chr)istens, Trevor, Julie, Aaron and Jenn, Jenni (who apparently is Jenn, but forever Jenni to me), and HUGE gets a hero sort of award thanks to Dave B. He offered to pick me up and drive me tonight so I didn't have to worry about anything, and tried to pay too much of the bill to cover me. You rock man, and next year, gonna go all out for ya man!

Can't wait 'till tomorrow. Gonna do dinner with the family. I need to think of someting to do for them too. Their birthdays are both earlier in the year.

See ya sunday.