I need to take a break from the family. I was up till 6:30 am last night and my introverted side is screaming for attention.
I stole this from Alison's Blog. I cut out the ridiculous ones that are obvious when you look at the never had sex one
(_) I have never been drunk
(x) I never have smoked pot
(_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(x) I never crashed a friend's car
(_) I have never been to Japan
(_) I never rode in a taxi
(_) I never have been in love
(_) I never have been dumped
(x) I never shoplifted
(_) I never have been fired
(x) I never have been in a fist fight
(x) I never snuck out of my parent's house
(x) I never been caught masturbating
(x) I never pissed on myself (unless baby-hood counts)
(x) I never have been arrested
(x) I never made out with a stranger
(x) I never stole anything from my job
(x) I never celebrated New Year's in Time Square
(x) I never went on a blind date
(_) I never lied to a friend
(x) I never had a crush on a teacher
(x) I never celebrated Mardi-Gras in New Orleans
(_) I never have been to Europe
(_) I never skipped school
(x) I never have thrown up in a bar
(x) I never have purposely set myself on fire (it was a total accident!)
(_) I never have eaten sushi
(_) I never have been snowboarding
(_) I never have been happy with myself
(_) I never have met a movie star
(_) I never went to a prom [grad counts, right?]
(_) I never bungee jumped
(_) I never have been to a pop concert
(_) I never have dated someone for over a year
(x) I never sold naked pictures of myself
(_) I never ate a mango
(_) I never watched any of the godfather movies
(_) I never went scuba diving
(x) I never wanted to change myself
(_) I never smoked cigarettes
(_) I never wanted to run away from home
(x) I never had an STD
(_) I never cheated on an exam
(x) I never faked an orgasm
(_) I never tortured small animals for pleasure
(_) I never tortured other people for pleasure
(x) I never gave a fake name on an application
(_) I never bought someone flowers
(_) I never received flowers
(x) I never attempted suicide
(x) I never cheated on a partner
(_) I never thought about cheating on a partner
(_) I never lied to my parents
(_) I never got a tattoo
Oooo fun.
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